You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
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I understand Curling. That high.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
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My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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