Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Liz is crying about burritos again.
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He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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