he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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