With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I still have a little drunk in my system
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
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