is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
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