Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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