Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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