Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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