last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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