No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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