i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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