Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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