your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
You were trust falling into bushes
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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