i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
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if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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