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I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo

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With himself

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(810): I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo (810): With himself http://tfl.nu/5c4h

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idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.

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(503): idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him. http://tfl.nu/3ewm

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Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.

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(407): Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store. http://tfl.nu/m9df

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hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.

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come over

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(402): hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face. (1-402): come over http://tfl.nu/v8ye

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(816): View more from Missouri

You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal

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(816): You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal http://tfl.nu/06xx

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the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.

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(630): the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever. http://tfl.nu/uuz9

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.

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did he notice?

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of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..

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(267): we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself. (215): did he notice? (267): of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up.. http://tfl.nu/7kng

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We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee

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(231): We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee http://tfl.nu/m4t7

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(216): View more from Ohio

For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma

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(216): For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma http://tfl.nu/ysyc

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I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong

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(409): I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong http://tfl.nu/rbr5

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Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on

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(717): Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on http://tfl.nu/fp8y

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Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes

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(509): Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes http://tfl.nu/fkbb

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You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.

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(678): You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary. http://tfl.nu/2yw2

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He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom

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(709): He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom http://tfl.nu/rh7h

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How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how

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(610): How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how http://tfl.nu/j1wy

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