I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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