So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Randomize