I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
please come you make the beer taste better
honey bunches of taint.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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