This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
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I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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