dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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