some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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