Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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