We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
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i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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