No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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