This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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