I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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