i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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