chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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