I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
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