please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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