Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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