SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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