My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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