The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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