are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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