you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
