And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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