HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Welp...herpes.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
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i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
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You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
as a side note pls kill me
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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