It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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