Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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