is your mom at the bar?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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