Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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