I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
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On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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