If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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