Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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