If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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