Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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