marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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