Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
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He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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