5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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