i think i have herpe
just one?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
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gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
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So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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