butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
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I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
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Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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