How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
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All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
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What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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