just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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