My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
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I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
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I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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